The random stuff of Chey

Oct 15

murdermehusband-deactivated2022:

jack crawford, at a crime scene: with me today i have our most talented profiler, will graham. the things he can do are unlike any other and if anyone can identify who killed this person, it’s him. trust me, this case is in good hands.

will: *shitting and throwing up*

Oct 04

goodzillo:

tebya:

Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick

Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken

Sep 02

quirkless-deku-aus:

Will: Smells delicious.

Hannibal: Silkie chicken in a broth. A black-boned bird prized in China for its medicinal values since the 7th century. Wolfberries, ginseng, ginger, red dates and star anise.

Will: You made me chicken soup.

Hannibal:

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Aug 24
Aug 18

frogsuggest:

thewolf-in-me:

smugsackofstraw:

calysto1395:

msillzie:

radioactivedelorean:

hornraven:

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

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B…

B e a d l i z a r d

I have seen these things for years but never knew how to make them so I must thank op for this new knowledge

op has given me the best gift possible

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ive been making them for four days

Am… am I back in the 90’s?

Bead animals were my JAM in the 90’s!! And you don’t have to limit your creativity to lizards, either! With a few adjustments, you can make anything!

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AND with a little practice, you can even make them 3D shaped (especially with the smaller beads and wire, though you can make them with the bigger beads and string, to an extent) 

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craft ye some frend

Aug 07
brightlotusmoon:
“ghost-hermione:
“onlyfoolsandvikings:
“ My skull studies slowly turned into sassy Yorick studies
”
So Yorick rolled out?
”
Yorickrolled?
”

brightlotusmoon:

ghost-hermione:

onlyfoolsandvikings:

My skull studies slowly turned into sassy Yorick studies

So Yorick rolled out?

Yorickrolled?

Aug 07

the-gotheltic-rowan:

no-x-in-nixon:

huffylemon:

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“Your zipper’s open.”

“It’s my lawn.”

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im never gonna find a website as funny as this one

Aug 07

april:

when housecats are small its awesome and when theyre big its also awesome. the bigger or smaller a cat is, the better. but there’s also something so alluring about a perfectly average cat. you can’t go wrong

Jul 15

corzev:

thatphantomweeb:

scarletstar7:

Kirishima wears croc thigh highs for date night

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Someone draw this for all our sakes

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i have so many regrets 

Jun 25

k-eke:

If snakes were wide instead of long.

Jun 06

thebibliosphere:

ahzuri:

elodieunderglass:

inber:

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Writing period dramas in the discord, lads

@inber you have tapped a deep vein here

@thebibliosphere

Dead serious, I’d watch and enjoy the hell out of this.

Jun 04

ineedtoventsohello asked:

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

weenie-kun:

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

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?????LOL

Jun 03

aceandarothingies:

Stick it to Rainbow Capitalism!

Since rainbow capitalism sucks, here are some small queer shops to support this coming pride month instead of giving all your money to Disney and Walmart!

And finally, it’s not specifically queer, but these shops do custom flags!

If you have a shop or know a shop you want to promote, please reblog with a link!

May 28

Anonymous asked:

A multiversal fisherman

Make of that what you will

iguanamouth:

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there could be anything in there

May 26

Anonymous asked:

If you have answered this question earlier forgive me: If you drew a mer Ojiro.... what kind of fish would he be? Just curious I Luv my Tail boy!

syblatortue:

a common carp

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